18.10.2017: NEW PATCHES

Today we can offer you brand new AWESOME high quality (!) woven patches. There are 3 borders available (45x yellow / 45x black / 30x red). 
Check our MERCH tab or grab one at the merch booth at one of our shows! NOW

09.10.2017: INTERVIEW

Last week Kim and Thilo did a little interview with Dave Softee of Metal Messiah Radio you can tune in live or check out the final podcast on YouTube HERE.
It was national holiday in germany so the two Mutards got a little bit drunk in the end. Enjoy.

02.10.2017: NEW GIG

On October 28th we'll f*** s*** up once again in bavaria. The Niederlamitz Metalfest 2017 will feature us along with awesome thrash maniacs from Berlin SPACE CHASER, our friends HATEFUL AGONY and Coverband Garage Inc. Check our tab "LIVE" for more infos and the facebook event.


Since we sold all our white "Inhuman Inebriation"-EP shirts, we listened to YOU guys and did a reprint of one of the most notorious design: "stable relationship". AND because some of you don't like white shirts (because it's hard to get all the beer-stains out) we did a new, simple black desgin "me so Mutard - me thrash you long time".

Grab yours NOW. Just hit us up or come to our shows (well at least after the summer break). Check the MERCH tab for more infos!



They're baaaack!

After the overwhelming demand for the first batch of fliphats (sold out in under 48 hours!!!!!!) we ordered some new ones for you guys!
Head over to the MERCH tab to find out more and/or place your order.


On july 8th we'll support the crossover veterans RATOS DE PORAO from brazil. It's a big honour for us to open for such legendary pioneers. We are very stoked because it will be the first (hopefully not last) time we play at the Backstage Munich. We've seen so many great bands there and now we are a part of it, too. And the icing on the cake is that the fact that our buddies and fellow thrashers of Hateful Agony will be the second support act that night.
So if you're into crossover and/or thrash metal and/or hardcore punk and/or good music and/or fun and/or beer THIS will be a hell of a night for you. Make sure to be there early we hit the stage at 8pm. Check our "LIVE" tab for the facebook-event and further information.

See y'all


We filmed some material on the Metalheadz Open Air camping ground, sped it up and cut it into a crossover thrash metal masterpiece of shit!

08.06.2017: Summer-gigs

We have 4 last gigs (so far) before we head into the summer-break. Check out our "LIVE"-tab for the exact dates and facebook-events. The next one will be the SaufSide II with AntiPeeWee, Moros & Beerslayer. Really looking forward to this one. Another nice gig will be on July 06th in Stuttgart with the allmighty Insanity Alert. This will be a Crossover-Thrash party like never before.


Our little hiatus over the summer months won't be wasted with excessive drinking (well... not all of it). We will start practicing the first few songs for our planned debut full-length album which will be released sometime in late 2018 I guess. So be patient and watch the news-section because there will be new merch-supplies of a fan-favourite ;) 

10.05.2017: NEW MERCH - FLIPHATS

We have new merchandise available for you mutarded dudes! Fliphats! Order them via facebook or email and show, that you're 2drunk!

UPDATE 12.05.2017: After just 48 hours we're completely sold out! That is just insane. We thank everyone, who ordered online and of course all the people who showed up at the merch booth at METALHEADS OPEN AIR and bought our stuff!
Maybe we'll do another print of the fliphats so you can grab one before we head into our summer hiatus!

19.04.2017: metalheadz open air 2017

Big news over here: we're going to play the Bavarian Metalheadz Open Air 2017.

This is huge to us and we're very excited to share the stage with fellow thrashers GAME OVER, CRISIX and NATIONAL SUICIDE. We will open up the festival on 12:15 a.m. so be there early. Afterwards you can find us on the camping ground or at the merch booth selling our stuff.
Sadly, the festival is sold out but to those, who were lucky enough to score a ticket: we will party you right in the butts!


For further information check the official festival site here:


As a little bonus we will record some footage of people drinking and partying with us with our Action-Cam and compile it into an official video for our song Too Drunk To Drink from our EP Inhuman Inebriation. Stay tuned! 

01.04.2017: New Homepage

To be honest: we have no clue about coding and don't know smart enough people to do it for us. Since our last provider just vanished into nothingness we created a whole new homepage with another random "homepages for dummies"-host.


We hope you like the new design. If not, click here


You should definitely follow us on facebook because we'll post stuff there more frequently than on this site.


You can finally put your hands on our newest output: Inhuman Inebriation. We are very pleased how everything turned out. A big 'thank you' to everybody who preordered the EP. Those lucky bastards grabbed our 'Skater' patch for free with every ordered copy of Inhuman Inebriation.
We here at Mutard© are looking forward to the release party tonight. Check the facebook event here and come out early so you won't miss Godmachine and Beerhammer


YES! This will happen. We are very happy/proud/wet/excited to announce that we just got confirmed for 2 shows with INSANITY ALERT this spring / summer. 

We'd say this is the perfect match. Crossover thrashers unite!

Check our LIVE tab for the facebook events and don't you dare sit at home on april 1st / july 6th!